Uncle Jeff Day

Alright now all of you have read the title, and you must, MUST know that theres no such thing as Uncle Jeff Day(If you did, you better get checked into rehab). BUT! There is such a thing called.. Birthdays. AhA! You get the point now huh, yeah its uncle Jeffs Birthday! Thats Mr. Jeff Wei up there enjoying his beautifully made FUDGE CHOCOLATE CAKE!! Now before we get to that, let us get to know him better.

Jeffrey Wei, is a middle aged man with a passion for Christ and Golf. Those 2 really go together huh. Hes the father of 2 kids.. 1 boy 1 girl, you'll get to know them better later in this post, and a beautiful wife.

NOW!! BEFORE, we get to the cake cutting/eating goodness, lets get to whats happened before that.

As you can see, we young people were forced to sit in this tiny area also called the pattio. While the adults sit at the huge dining table inside enjoying their luxury space. Compare their table size and our table size.Just kidding, wahaha actually its quite a great place because theres only four of us while the adults have.. 8 or 7 people I'm not so sure. The food was great too! There was kacangma, Salty veggie soup(specialty), Pork Leg stew, Super Curry ( my dads specialty), Kai see mee and the super huge pork rib special. Needless to say, these were all Jeffs fav.


Its the time we've been all waiting for, CAKE!!
CAKE!!!!!





Uncle Jeff is cutting the cake, and my Aunt couldn't wait any longer and bugs in.



Hes cutting the cake slowly, and slowly. At the same time killing us all with impatience.



Such SKill! He's like cutting up our appetite 1 by 1 while we wait painfully by the sidelines.



The VICTIMS. Everybody is waiting for the moment to come, for the the time that the cake would be given. Impatience was in the air. Observe the tear in Keith's eyes. Oh, the pain...



HALLELUJAH! The cakes have been distributed, the suffering is gone.. Keith breaks down and cry because of the Joy in his heart(The picture has been deleted for being too bloody) Everybody was in their normal states again while swallowing huge chunks of that Extra Fudge Chocolate cake.



Michelle No Snatching!! Theres enough for everybody!



Observe the emo being sitting alone on the bench swallowing down the cake while keeping an eye out for potential snatchers...



This is Dilys Tan, eating her beloved long waited cake. Who is not aware of her surroundings in any matter. So i managed to take a picture of her. Shes the renowned Hollywood Co-producer for the hit drama series " The Starter Wife ". Yes I did say Hollywood, because she was at the Emmy Awards. Now, shes making another series in Australia Down Under. She also happens to be my pen pal. >.< Sort of.



Close up cake. HIGHLY contagious. Do not stare more than 20 seconds or you will die of crave.



RUN! SHES GONNA BLOW! I told you to not eat so much. Michelle after eating a bunch of cakes.



Check out my super whacko cool uncle. He's uncle Raymond but is also known as Mon Mon for some particular reason i don't know. Check out his uber long and white hair, I think its called Metrosexual. Usually jogs around the park with a beanie. Uncle Jeff is happily smiling away~ Like all of us.


After the cakes, the rowdy adults at the back started getting drunk and was singing like mad while stabbing the leftover food with a knife. Dilys, the Emo, Keith, Michelle and I managed to escape with our fingers intact. While the adults were doing some sort of ritual, we played Jenga (Uno stacko but not that complicated). After several brutal games, the adults came to their senses and we were preparing to go home. While they were doing that, we, the sane people went back to drinking our lovely soft drinks, SOFT! not beer.



This was the only surviving cup after the mad adults massacre, everybody had their names written on a cup so that we won't lose it. Mine happened to be safely kept away from the mad adults but unfortunately, the other cups were stabbed senseless by the adults. (Picture not allowed by BlogSpot for it was too horrible).

WIth that, i end this post. There was nothing much to say. Everything was a blur when I went into the car. SOoo, CHOWS! Updates weekly on TheRealityShow. Seacrest, OUT! ** American Idol song appears**.

[NOTE] Everything here is real, except some exaggerated stuff! Don't take it too seriously...

Don't sue me,
Ian